Best Romantic Knock Knock Jokes (and more)

If you are like me, you are tired of the same old boring romance….stuff. Flowers. Candy. Candle light.

I’m all about LAUGHING! Energy! Less about buying stuff, and more about living and being TOGETHER!

This is why I love the idea of romantic knock knock jokes.

A romantic joke can be used in funny notes, cards, text messages, emails, and more. You can use flirty knock knock jokes for Valentine’s Day, or you can use them for a Tuesday. It can be used early in the relationship (like in the first few dates) or later, to keep things interesting and fresh.

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there.

A door.

A door who?

Adore you, who else!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?


Butcher who?

Butcher arms around me!

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?


Churchill who?

Churchill be the best place for our wedding, don’t you think?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Disguise who?

Disguise your boy friend!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

I love.

I love who?

Oh, I love you too! (or I don’t know, you tell me!)

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?


Juno who?

Juno I love you, right?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Leena who?

Leena little closer and I will tell you!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Mary who?

Marry me and I’ll love you forever!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Olive who?

Olive you! (I love you)

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Wiccan who?

Wiccan make beautiful music together!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Will Hugh?

Will Hugh who?

Will Hugh marry me?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Pauline who?

I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Honeydew who?

Honeydew you know how great you look tonight?

Knock, knock?

Who’s there?


Kiss who?

Kiss me!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Orange who?

Orange you beautiful!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there>


Howard who?

Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Eyesore who?

Eyesore do like you!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Needle who?

Needle love right now.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Cute who?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Egg who?

Egg-cited to see you tonight!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Waiter who?

Waiter I get my hands on you!

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?


Frank who?

Frank you for being with me.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Candice who?

Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Kenya who?

Kenya feel the love tonight?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Iris who?

Iris you were here.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Anita who?

Anita little love and understanding.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Owl who?

Owl always love you.

Other romantic/flirty options you can use

What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts.

What did the snake say to his girlfriend? Give me a little hiss.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy of my own.

What’s on the menu for tonight? Me, N, You.

Marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

David Sedaris

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn’t let you finish your question before making a suggestion.

Love is lot like a toothache. It doesn’t show up on the x-ray but you know it is there.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

I don’t need a perfect relationship. I just need someone as crazy as I am.

You are like bacon, chocolate, and beer. You make everything better.

Love is a two way street constantly under construction.

Carroll Bryant

Benefits of dating me: You will be dating me. I could go on, but I’ve made my point.

Love is telling someone his zipper is open or the wig looks fake.

I don’t know how to flirt. I’m going to stare at you until you marry me.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Joan Crawford

I used to date a girl named Ruth….but she broke up with me. Now I am Ruth-less.

What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me.

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s day? I wuv you watts and watts!

Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? They are very scent-imental creatures.

When you are in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.

Richard Lewis

What did the painter say to her love? I love you with all my art.

What did one blueberry say to the other? I love you berry much.

You are the only person I want to lie in bed next to, and ignore while we play on our phones.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Chris Rock

Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

By the way, I am wearing the smile you gave me.

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7 from birth until you fall in love.

I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.

Elizabeth Evans

Besides chocolate, you are my favorite.

I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

The most important words in any relationship: I’ll do the dishes.

Love is the only kind of fire which is not covered by insurance.

A man falls in love through his eyes, and a woman falls in love through her ears.

Before you marry someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Will Ferrell

What are your favorite funny sayings, jokes, and stories to tell to the one you are into? let us know in the comments section below.