Funny Responses to “How Dare You”

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“How dare you” was the go-to response of a colleague/friend of mine back in the day. I swear it, no one could be funnier than that guy in the office. He delivered the line so well, generally puffed up full of fake indignation, as though he truly was offended. It never failed to make us … Read more

How to Respond to “Why Are You So Beautiful?”

It can be difficult to respond to compliments, especially when it comes out of nowhere. I especially struggle with any sort of comment on my appearance, and I usually brush them off. Though as I get older and more wrinkly I may become more gracious about it. In this article, we’ll give you tons of … Read more

Best Romantic Knock Knock Jokes (and more)

If you are like me, you are tired of the same old boring romance….stuff. Flowers. Candy. Candle light. I’m all about LAUGHING! Energy! Less about buying stuff, and more about living and being TOGETHER! This is why I love the idea of romantic knock knock jokes. A romantic joke can be used in funny notes, … Read more

Funny Responses to “What Are You Doing?”

I love having something witty, funny, or even sarcastic cued up in response to one of the most common questions asked in any given day. In this post, we’ll throw out tons of ways you can tackle this question, from funny to maybe even downright rude. These responses can also be used in response to … Read more

Good Comebacks for Vegetarians

People love to make fun of vegetarians! Most of the time, they take the gentle (or not so gentle) ribbing calmly, without firing anything back. Or maybe they are thrown the same questions every vegetarian (or even vegan) receives, such as “why don’t you eat meat?” and “What do you eat?” and “where do you … Read more

Good Comebacks for Unwanted Opinions (Our Favorites)

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I don’t know what it is lately, but people seem to think that what they have to say matters. (#sarcasm) LOL. Really. I don’t know what it is. Maybe people are getting the idea that is is okay to provide opinions when no one asked them to because it is so easy to do on … Read more

Good Comebacks for Backstabbers (So You Can Feel Better)

Man, I hate, hate backstabbers. There is very little out there that frustrates or angers me more. After this introduction, I’m serving up all the backstabber comebacks I could find for you to use right now if you need one, or to chamber for the future when things go sideways. What is a backstabber? In … Read more

Funny Responses to Compliments Everyone Can Use

Here’s a round up of my favorite funny responses to compliments (along with a few that are silly, witty and sincere. Use them at will. Enjoy them. Leave us your favorites in the comments, and I’ll add any good ones to the text of this post. Funny responses to compliments that praise your looks: I … Read more