Here’s a round up of my favorite funny responses to compliments (along with a few that are silly, witty and sincere. Use them at will. Enjoy them. Leave us your favorites in the comments, and I’ll add any good ones to the text of this post. Funny responses to compliments that praise your looks: I … Read more
Hey all! I’ve been short all my life, well, with the exception of about a year in elementary school when I hit my growth spurt first, before everyone else hit theirs and passed me. I’ve been called just about every short insult there is (dirty and clean) (Shorty, short stuff, mini, minnie mouse, tiny, mouse, … Read more
Looking for something better than I’m rubber and you’re glue? Here’s 100 retorts that you can have chambered and ready to use whenever you need good comebacks for jerks. Oh, I heard you, I just don’t care You have delusions of adequacy Here’s an idea, go play in traffic I’ve been called worse by better … Read more